wholly shit

**AlexRogers** · 10-13-2008, 03:53 PM

Has anyone ever tried that #1 selling exploding product? I had to drink some because some company wanted to make an exact copy. Damn my stomach is in turmoil!!

**debruynda** · 10-13-2008, 07:10 PM

I never had that reaction, but there used to be a running joke in another forum regarding Gaspari's Super Pump 250 whereas it was renamed Super-dump 250 for similar reasons...

**Vaporeizied** · 10-28-2008, 05:32 PM

I just tried a product called Methyl Mass- Grape ICE

So the directions call for 2 scoops in 8-16 oz of water. This is a big scooper and since this was a trial (dont ask me why) I only used 1 scoop. First off, this shyt did not mix well, would have been better off using a blender or shaker cup. Second, some of the water splashed on my finger and it was a pain in the ass to get off it stained my finger.
3rd, the taste, well it was purply but as I got to the bottom of the glass, there were clumps and as I started to stir, that lump just turned into dry mix.

I really didnt notice a pump or mental focus, but the next few hours were (reader beware) F-ing brutal. Started to get the grumble in the stomach, so i run to the toliet and it was like I unleased hell from ass!

The water was pure purple, I thought I was turning into the Joker.

The next 3 times i went to the bathroom, the color became more of a aqua green. I followed the directions to a "T". another funny thing that should have made me throw this crap away before i sampled it, the directions were written in negative 10 font. I have 20/20 vision, (had laser surgery for my eyes) and I was squinting like one of those old kung fu guys from a bad kung fu movie to read the instructions. I had to go online to find out exactly what to do.

Needless to say, this was the only NOX supp i have ever sampled and is the last. I did my part for science

and Im done. Body returned to normal the next morning. I had no bloat or cramps, but shitting purple is not for me.

yea, Sunday was fun!!!